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    Friday, November 25, 2005

    Thanksgiving feasts

    Two days, three meals.

    Shrimp cocktail, cheese, crackers, pepperoni, olives, ham, potatoes, applesauce, rolls, apple pie, pumpkin pie with whipped cream, more rolls, turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing, gravy, peas, lasagna, more apple pie, more pumpkin pie with whipped cream, chicken, a few more rolls...Did I leave anything out? Ah, yes, the cheesecake. How could I forget the cheesecake?

    It should be noted that this was not the entire menu-just what I ate. Vegetables were offered, such as broccoli and turnips. I was concerned, though, that there would not be enough healthy food for everyone, so I gallantly skipped those dishes and filled up on the fattening stuff. Thoughtful of me, wasn't it?

    So now that I've eaten enough to feed the entire population of North Dakota for a month, I've calculated that I need to spend 5,784 hours at the gym over the next three days to stop me from gaining the body mass of the entire population of North Dakota.

    Do you think the juice bar at the gym serves cheesecake?


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